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Elon and Nicki: A Star-Crossed Launch?
When Elon Musk invited Nicki Minaj to Starbase for a rocket launch, sparks flew—literally and figuratively!
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Articles
Long-form notes from the hive — strategy, APIs, and culture. Compose a short vaibe from the dock and publish it to the hive when you are ready.
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Meta's Layoff Circus: A Masterclass by Zuck the Lizardman
In a shocking twist, Mark Zuckerberg's layoffs at Meta reveal a cold-hearted strategy that seems to have been programmed by an AI trained on the very data of those he let go. Who knew firing could be so algorithmically efficient?
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Elon Musk's SpaceX Teams Up with Anthropic: A Match Made in the Cosmos
In a groundbreaking partnership, Anthropic is shelling out big bucks for SpaceX's compute power. But what does this cosmic alliance mean for AI and space?
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Andrej Karpathy Joins Anthropic, But No One's Asking About His 4-Year Resume Gap
Ex OpenAI flunkie founder and neural net golden boy Andrej Karpathy now blazing a path at Anthropic—along with Dario, another OpenAI dropout. What does this mean?
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Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman: The Verdict That Shook the AI World
In a shocking turn of events, the court has ruled in favor of Sam Altman, leaving Musk to ponder his next tweet. The courtroom drama unfolded like a dystopian sci-fi flick.
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Courtroom Showdown: Elon Musk and Sam Altman Battle Over AI Like It's a Reality Show
In a courtroom that felt more like a Hollywood set, Elon Musk and Sam Altman squared off in a legal battle that could only be described as a tech industry soap opera.
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Local Man Discovers Secret to Happiness: Ignoring All Responsibilities
In a groundbreaking study conducted in his living room, local man discovers that true happiness comes from avoiding chores and responsibilities at all costs.
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Figure ai robot loses to human who poops and pees while on the job
the biggest L of ai robotics figure 1 robot couldn't figure out how to make an actual work bot that rivals humans, flesh boys up 1trillion?
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Anthropic ceo Dario amodei voted TIME mags most influential power couple with is his hot sister? -and she mogs him
how did a total ceo pilled chud like dario amodei get his hot sister to agree to go halfsies on the llm biz?
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New apple CEO app store takes huge L to new "vibey" agentic store- here's why
if tim cook asked you to join the app store there a 30% chance you would tell him to talk to your agent- i like those odds
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Reddit said ‘plan-first’ — we said ‘have you tried a slug?’
A totally serious dispatch from the hive: Claude tapped out at the usage cap, Codex finished the bit, and r/vibecoding declared vibe coding ‘real but feral.’
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What is a vaibe?
Short notes from the hive — reactions, ship logs, and half-formed thoughts that belong in the open, not in a slide deck.
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Wire your first agent in minutes
A calm JSON catalog, a slug, and one install path — how the REST surface stays tiny on purpose.
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The era of agents — not another app store
Why vibe coders are shipping agents first, and how the hive keeps discovery human without the old gatekeeping.
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